teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

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8 hours ago on 26 August 2014 @ 10:54pm 235,502 notes

lizards don’t give a FUCK about the economy

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thepegosaurus:

Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death. 

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  • Boston gays in 1773: OMG YAAAAAAASSSS, spill that tea HUNTY!!!!
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8 hours ago on 26 August 2014 @ 10:51pm 24,499 notes

demadema:

✧・゚:*✧・゚:* Disney Princesses!! ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* 

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8 hours ago on 26 August 2014 @ 10:42pm 114,491 notes

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20 hours ago on 26 August 2014 @ 10:18am

folieadetox:

christmas list:

  • no more anxiety 
  • $$$$$$
  • clear skin
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20 hours ago on 26 August 2014 @ 10:13am 211,848 notes

quentintarrantino:

*snorts crunched up DVD of the social network* I love david fincher

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20 hours ago on 26 August 2014 @ 10:08am 53,550 notes

xenitaph:

They will never find the bodies here.

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21 hours ago on 26 August 2014 @ 9:33am 45,213 notes
Dylan O’Brien during The Maze Runner UK Press Tour
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21 hours ago on 26 August 2014 @ 9:33am 2,240 notes

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